20--Once upon a time i don't like you!--

19--Turk! Baby.. aint nobody looking at you..--

18--Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever -- just like my patience is now!

--So you do scary little speeches. How adorable!--

17--Hey, have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper around here?
--No! I hate pudding and I don't use... toilet paper.
--I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
--Bidet?
--Bidet to you sir.---

16--I don't like that much freedom down there. It makes me tingle in my giblets.---

15--powerful tiny fists!!!---

14--Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.---

13--Well, I'll tell you there Bobbo, either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea---

12--You seem unhappy. I like that.---

11--I brought you a gift for your trip to Mexico. My old Spanish to English dictionary. I don't need it anymore because I've already mastered the language.
--Oh, gracias, senor.
--You're welcome-o---

10--People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling---

9--There'd be toilet paper everywhere---

8--Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring---

7--Good god in heaven newbie there are just so many ways for me to say this to you never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way jose, no chance lance, negetory, mm-mm, na na, uh uh, and of course my personal favorite of all time man falling off a cliff..NNNNNNnnnnn00000000000000000000000OOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo........... pushlagsheihgaosig!---

6--OH ITS GON'TO BE A GRRREEEAAATTT DAAAY---

5--well what if we have a daughter and she wants to get her ears pierced.. IRRELEVANT we're not having a daughter!---

4--Well what if we have a boy and he wants to dance instead of play sports... He can dance if he wants to... he can leave his friends behind... Cause his friends dont dance and if they dont dance then their no friends of mine... SSSS.....AAAA.....FFFFF...EEEE....---

3--Good morning reasons why i drink!---

2--Is that betty? Call him betty.. Huh No... Do it now call him betty... Your Crazy.. Betty..Betty..Betty..betty.betty..

1--Hooch is crazy!---

God im bored...